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Started by TiiGeR, Jan 20, 2016, 12:40 PM

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TiiGeR

This is how you play:
The person above you starts a sentence with "If life...(it does not have to be gives you). It's pretty much a question. Then you answer the question in a wacky or ordinary ordeal, than create a question of your own.

EXAMPLE:
#1 - If life gives you lemons...
 - Make lemonade.
#2 - If life breaks your computer...
 - Sue life.
#3 - If life destroys your car...

And so on, although you should make it longer and more descriptive than the examples to stop it from becoming boring.

Rules -
1) All answers must be at least 3 words long.
2) No spam.
3) Nothing inappropriate.
4) Forum rules still apply.

I'll start:

If life gives you a cat and a dog, and you could only choose one...

Pookalton

Bash the person giving it to me, and take both.

If life kills you, is it really life?

TheStarNomad✯

Would be a burden I wouldn't have to bear anymore.

If life makes your parents eat all the cookies...

Long time StarNomad

krankenstein20

Buy some more

If life stole your house (Literally lifted it up and ran away with it)

darknuju

sue life for a small loan of a million dollars


If life constantly messages/bugs you on Steam

Khaled

Block life.. DISTURB REALITY

If life screws you..

PandaPugz

Get a screwdriver and take it out xD

If life makes you a slug smoothie...

eye_nine

Dump it in the mulch

If you fail Math...

stormshooter

Tell your parents you got arrested then say it was a joke and they won't care. c:

If life gives you addictions to gaming...

robingoofy

Accept life and waste your money on it.

If life gives you a truck filled whit pigs?

darknuju

make glorious bacon


if life starts to stalk you

CCookie22

Block life on facebook, etc. ;)

If life doesn`t like you

PandaPugz

Then kill life

If life gives you a hairy seal

Khaled

Ew throw it away

If life falls apart..

PandaPugz

Glue is back together


If life gives you meat but you're a vegetarian...

Khaled

Don't eat it :P

IF LIFE gives you .............................................a potato.....

blalp

Fly it and eat some French fries

If life give you..........a trillion dollars
Have a fantastic day!

darknuju

Give your best friend a small loan of a million dollars


If life slaps you in the face

blalp

play on SFT

If life gives you... the best computer in the world, but now money and no power
Have a fantastic day!

Khaled

Kill my self..

If life is mean, dark and violent

blalp

Look on the bright side, there is at least one dieting flower down here.

If life gave you... You woke up to find the matrix was true, you are now in the matrix reality
Have a fantastic day!

Khaled

Shoot em' Up!

If life slaughters you

mewbow

Don't talk to it for a week

If life trips you over..

Fire_Lord_Nero

Get back up and keep moving forward

If life gives you a second chance to fix something..

calfrokrill

Don't fix it you'll probably mess it up again scrub.

If life steals your Hot Wheels cars...

Kitty_Wonders

Steal them back.

If life decides to break every charger you ever get...

American_Walrus

I would kick life in the shins.

If life gave you a thousand paper cuts,

Applecrakerpro

Just Do Nothing

If life gave You a free trip to The Moon With Only a potato for a ...

Aelia Angel

I would become Desmond the moon bear and say "Die potato!" The potato will say "nooooo!" Then I squash it.

If life life gives you Admin for life on SFT forever and gives you infinite money... (Hey, look on the bright side for others, guys!)
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