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What's Your Excuse?

Started by supergomguy, Jul 28, 2014, 01:28 PM

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CubScoutGirl111

Can't, too busy eating a sandwhich.

Go make me another sandwhich.

Kray0ns

I cant, your outta bread.

Go get me some coke, its been years since I last had some.

rens0wntnoob

sorry, that's illegal.

give me some money

The Lovin Spoon

sorry, i got this thing... a penis

kil urself

Dogggeh

I ate my gun.

Lick Towelie

Green_Giant

Don't know what he looks like or where he is.

Make my day.


supergomguy

I can't I am not the creator of Days.

Give me more internet! :(

Sparkle_Sun

I can't because my brother's friend's cousin's uncle's neighbor's mailman's fish died. It was tragic.

Make me attractive!

XD OpticMars

I can't because Terror134 used all of the makeup :c

Entertain me

GRIMI_

eh no, no , no


Buy me more jewelry!

Sparkle_Sun

You have too much already!

Come over to watch Terminator with me!

Cesspitsid

Can't, my car was Terminated.

Pet my Dog


FinalTest

Lost my hands in 'Nam

Buy me new hands

SkullzCrew

Sadly the replicas of human hands are very expensive and not very well functional. It's difficult to literally cut someone's hand off and stitch it on to you, too.

Tell me the meaning of Life, the Universe and Everything.

Cbossminer

to bad life isn't in the dictionary.

Give me 1 mill.

emm10

I would, but I ate it all.

Give me your soul.

Cesspitsid

Yeah, about that... I'm ginger, I apparently have no soul :S

Give me cookies

BluetigerESW

Who do I look like, Betty Crocker?!?! Make your own cookies!

Buy me sponsor
I enjoy the act of xD-ing, like if you agree

Barbacue2

Do I look like I am made of money? No. I am made of dirt.

I want a smoothie!

BluetigerESW

Then get in your car and drive to Tropical Smoothie!

Get me 1m!
I enjoy the act of xD-ing, like if you agree

Sparkle_Sun

Do I look like I'm supposed to help you?? Oh wait.. ::)

Go get me a movie!

jaytan216

I can't i don't have any money

Buy me an Axe

emm10

Sorry, I head butted my only axe so it's broke.

Tell me a funny joke!

BluetigerESW

Here's a really good one! I don't know any jokes!

Make me a chocolate cake
I enjoy the act of xD-ing, like if you agree

GRIMI_

no eggs

go get some eggs pls