Create a conspiracy theory of the person above you

[Vertigo2014]

Never actually liked any rock bands, acted like so to achive attention from others who do, aquired money to go to download, and become a pickpocket with a shit mohawk so he wont be suspicious.

Though it's supposed to be a conspiracy theory, this seems more offensive and mocking than anything.

[mewbow]

Agreed^

TennisK is actually a man and plays tennis with a baseball bat.

[Cr1_98]

Mewie is in fact not actually a cat but actually....

A run away Martian in cat from attempting to evade the Men in Black.

[calin2003]

Cr1stal is not named "Crystal" because that named got stole. The numbers are there just because of the rage that "Crystal" was stolen.

[8d2]

calin was (I don't know why I used past tense there...) actually born in 5003 and is a time traveler.

[tylerinator]

8d2 is the illuminati O_o

[onionboys]

Epic with the roast of the year

[N1ux_]

He is a onion, and he murders people

[Green_Giant]

Xenii12 has actually been in a fight against 99 x's and won. (Inside joke for older players)

[Joshieo_37]

Grass doesn't actually exist, it's simply just Green_Giant shedding his skin all over the place like a filthy animal

[SkullzCrew]

The suit in Joshieo's avatar isn't really a suit; it's made of genetically modified melons!

[sparkydeathcap]

He actually has a fun fact! He is the funfact-lord of the universe!

[8d2]

sparkydeathcap is actually a robot with a hat that kills everything it touches.

[N1ux_]

8d2 is a killer who kills chickens with a diamond pickaxe

[SkullzCrew]

Xenii is part of a secret organisation called Slime.  The people of Slime engulf others with their bad conspiracy theories.  Slime is hidden in plain sight;  most Slime members have an avatar of a slime and no signature (some have a slime avatar and are not part of the Slime, so they also must have no signature).

Also, Slime = 5 letters.  There are 5 sides in a pentagon.  Pentagons.  A pentagon is a shape.  A decagon is also a shape.  There are ten sides in a decagon.  Ten.  There are ten letters in the word illuminati.  Also, a triangle is a shape too!  There's a triangle in the illuminati sign.  But it doesn't end there.  Pentagon is one word.  There is one eye in the illuminati sign.  Illuminati is hidden in plain sight.  Slime is also hidden in plain sight.  Therefore, Slime is a branch of the illuminati.

[Green_Giant]

SkullzCrew. Ever wondered what his name means? Well, SkullzCrew is the name given to a future band of pirates that roam the galaxy, sacking planets and attacking federation cruisers as a living. Skullz is the captain of crew, and commands the ship.

[SkullzCrew]

Green_Giant.
Green Giant is a brand of sweetcorn.  Corn.  Corn is used in Dorritos.  Dorritos.  Dorritos are crisps.  Americans call them chips.  Chips.  Chips
are often served with fish.  Fish.  Green_Giant's activity is fishy.  He is part of a company called Potato Fish, which is a branch of Microsoft.  Microsoft.  Microsoft own Minecraft.  Minecraft.  Minecraft is a game.  Potato Fish make games.  Games.  Games are programmed, commonly in C++.  C++.  C++ is a programming language.  Java is also a programming language.  Java.  Java's logo is coffee.  Coffee.  Coffee is a drink.  Drinks.  Coca-Cola is also a drink.  Fish+chips+coke=a meal.  Meals.  Meals are something that Green_Giant eats.  In his meals, he might eat sweetcorn.  Sweetcorn.  Sweetcorn is nine letters.  There are nine sides in a nonagon.  Nonagon.   A nonagon is a shape.  A hexagon is also a shape.  Hexagons.  A hexagon has six sides.  Six.  There are six letters in the word pirate.  Green_Giant is a pirate, much like me.   There are also six letters in the word cruise.  We sink cruise ships.  Suspicious, isn't it?

[wfi974]

SkullzCrew is in a band of pirates which is comprise of humanoid figure made entirely of skullz

sorry if i am bad at this

[HS_destoryer]

Wfi974 is part of a secret organisation that plans to destory all the rubix cubes in the world!!!

[rens0wntnoob]

hs_destroyer is a naval close-combat sniper that likes to hug trees

[8d2]

Rens can't read. However, he can write, resulting in the beautiful piece of literature seen in his avatar.

[N1ux_]

He is a ninja killer who works for the navy

[Jyncs]

Xenii12 is actually the species and planet he is from. Species Xenii (in plural form, singular form is Xenis) and from the 12th planet in the Xenii solar system.

[platerfin]

He is trying to kill dpa so he can run pixelmon through mined control

[Tyvic]

Platerfin is actually an Umbreon that is disguised as an SFTer.