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Bad Pick-Up Line Comment Chain!

Started by HiScore2, Mar 18, 2015, 04:42 AM

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HiScore2

Mar 18, 2015, 04:42 AM Last Edit: Mar 18, 2015, 06:28 AM by HiScore2
 :snowball: You can be a pervert as long as you aren't getting in anybody's pants

:snowball: Don't excessively swear in a pick-up line

:snowball: When you reply, read the person above's pick-up line and use max 10 words to explain your reaction

:snowball: You can reply to your own pick-up line if that's part of the line

:snowball: If the person above you messed up the chain reply to the person that last was part of it

:snowball: The pick-up line can't be too long; be reasonable

:snowball: Don't get TOO anti-religious in your pick-up lines

I'll get the ball rolling

Hey baby, are you an angel? Because so was Satan.

krankenstein20

was he?

hey are you a car cause im a pick up truck

stormshooter

My Kadabra just used future sight and it looks like we've got a future together. ;)

willhill2000

Are your legs like nutella?
Because id love to lick them

garow93

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I have a knife,
Get in my van.

The Lovin Spoon

Mar 18, 2015, 09:30 PM #5 Last Edit: Mar 19, 2015, 10:51 AM by brE
are you an angel? because have sex with me

rens0wntnoob


HiScore2

Are you an alien?
Because your ass is out of this world

MrEpicWonder

You have an amazing face, it'd look great next to my other ones...
Quote from: Towelie on Dec 16, 2015, 09:12 AMI'd still like to see the nativity scene re-enacted in minecraft while I eat popcorn and mock Christians
Quote from: Towelie on Jan 17, 2016, 08:45 AMSending me any inappropriate pictures will cause you to get banned (unless you are a female and 18+)

mike219966

1.You are almost as beautiful as my sister. But well, you know, that's illegal.
2.You look like an angel that has fallen from heaven and hits its face on pavement.
3.I lost my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead?
4.I'm a man! You're a woman! You do the math!
5.I promise I won't videotape you in your sleep and sell it on the Internet more than once.
I totally didn't look these up   :P   ;D

Xerxers1

Quote from: HiScore2 on Mar 19, 2015, 02:40 AM
Are you an alien?
Because your ass is out of this world

No i'm a baseball player, because this ass is out of your league.

krikky97

I'm no painter but I'll happily decorate your face.

*Walks up to a random woman* and says * Bend over and touch your toes. Time for anal*

Towelie

Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is all messed up.

Been a while since I did this, i may be getting rusty..


Follow me on Instagram (i post cool stuff) https://www.instagram.com/toweliewtf/
Psst, got a Nintendo Switch? Add me -> SW-6574-1607-3796

Zesty

hey girl you are so sweet and funny and i want your babies
Greed may not be good, but it's not bad, either. You humans think it's for money and power. But everyone wants something they don't have.
Survival is the only way. Live on and learn more.
Even when our eyes are closes, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.

jacob

Is your dad in prison? Because if I were your dad I would be.



The Lovin Spoon

Quote from: 123my45 on Mar 22, 2015, 12:07 PM
Is your dad in prison? Because if I were your dad I would be.
you would get multiply drinks thrown in your face with that one, thats just fucking disturbing LOL

rens0wntnoob

can i buy you a drink? or do you just want the money?

Kaninka

I have my own tractor ;)  8) 

You may have to be a southern Dane to understand that one :P  :zombie:

nyllekFTW

Are you a car?

'Cause I will rear end you.  8)

onionboys

Are you from Europe?

Cuz' you're a piece of shit

Lucazade13

Are you a Dustbin ?
As I really want to take you out!

-Lucazade  ;D

Survival Elite
Just your average energy drink

willhill2000

if you were a piece of homework
id slam you down on the table and do you all night.

HiScore2

Quote from: Tyvic on Mar 28, 2015, 01:50 PM
Homework sucks!

I am a dog, give the homework for supper.
You should also make a pickup line kthx


roses are red
violets are blue
get in the van

ToX1cLeGenD

Did you sit in a bowl of sugar? because your ass is sweet. xD

Lou671998

Baby are you a Diamond? because you're Cold and Expensive.
I used to be lou, I have ascended.