Roast me

[stormshooter]

Do your worse! I promise you I won't ban you.

[misspiggy95]

If i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

LOLOL

[stormshooter]

Do your worse! I promise you I won't ban you.

omg I just noticed my profile pic gif, my signature gif and the gif I posted all match that quote lmao im dead

[GotAnError]

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

That's what you get when you're in your late 30s and your frame of reference is the female population on a Minecraft server.

[Lucy_23x]

I swear to God that if you're IQ was any lower I would have to water you

Your*
My dear Mad.

[XZ_SLAUGHTER]

I swear to God that if you're IQ was any lower I would have to water you

Tried to roast tow, but you just ended up roasting yourself, SMH, stay in your lane, mad

[werewolfxx5]

If I was Owner, you'll be banned

[stormshooter]

If I was Owner, you'll be banned

wow you really got him there!

[Towelie]

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Hes waiting for the girl of his dreams to join SFT so he can wow her with he Owner power of course

I didn't know bird men were attractive on the internet

Who said they are?
Hence why tow doesn't have a girlfriend

And lets be honest, Tow would probably give more attention to cocoa than a girl because cocoa is always seeking attention (Or else she will chew up everything you love, including your non existant girlfriend)

I nominate you as tribute

Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me sticking my face in a blender

Gotta admit, that made me giggle xD

[Rose2247]

Not that good at roasting but I'll give it my best shot

Your creativity is so low that you had to take your ign from a street

[Charliiruu☾]

I wish I could too pull the owner card when people don't do as I say

[xQuicScopex]

EDIT: For those of you going like "Did towelie go mad" The answer is no. I just wanted to do something that's fun (not for me though ) and would un-wind people.

@IiRr22Bb .......

[Towelie]

I've seen some good roasts, i've seen some "meh" roasts and I've seen people just airing grievances. Overall this is going well-ish so far xd

[Towelie]

Not that good at roasting but I'll give it my best shot

Your creativity is so low that you had to take your ign from a street

DOH is a street?

[Dpa1991]

Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Hes waiting for the girl of his dreams to join SFT so he can wow her with he Owner power of course

Well.... Worked for me... Just sayun'

[Lucy_23x]

I could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh

[Towelie]

I could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh

Jump from an unknown number (ego) to 127? How would that go?

[xQuicScopex]

I could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh

Jump from an unknown number (ego) to 127? How would that go?

as well as you trying to reset survival

[tree43]

you'll never be half the owner spen would be

[Lucy_23x]

I could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh

Jump from an unknown number (ego) to 127? How would that go?

That would be the total revenue you get per year nowadays

[GotAnError]

Towelie the kind of person to scream for help and wait for hours when the escalator stopped working.

[HD]

You are a towel that will never be used.


"Not good with roasts"

[MrChanango]

you'll never be half the owner spen would be

I'm sorry, but how can you be half of nothing?

[tree43]

you'll never be half the owner spen would be

I'm sorry, but how can you be half of nothing?

I'm not sorry, but how can you make me loose any more brain cells? I think you've completely killed my brain with your stupidity.

[MrChanango]

you'll never be half the owner spen would be

I'm sorry, but how can you be half of nothing?

I'm not sorry, but how can you make me loose any more brain cells? I think you've completely killed my brain with your stupidity.

Understood  lol