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Started by Towelie, Sep 13, 2017, 03:50 PM

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Towelie

Quote from: MarisaKirisame on Sep 13, 2017, 03:57 PMI'd hide behind a degenerate weed facade, too, if birds were my only friend.
So far, this is the winner imo xD


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Bakonator

and yet I thought tow was smart.

iLaxrv10

So I made some memes, @Towelie  :-*




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camster65

Sep 17, 2017, 05:47 PM #78 Last Edit: Sep 17, 2017, 05:51 PM by camster65
I know why you got a bird, would be so you could teach it to say "I love you" but even the bird accepted that's never going to be said to you in this life

Would've put more time and effort into it, but even 1min thought seemed too much for a MINECRAFT SERVER OWNER!

Britney1177

Man, if I was a laundromat owner, I'd be rich. Because of all that dirty laundry you wash in public.


(pls no bin)

That's America's Ass
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Person514

Why roast a person that's already been roasted more than a dozen times.

Towelie


Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about DreTowelie


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XZ_SLAUGHTER

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 18, 2017, 07:07 AM

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about DreTowelie

You single-handedly ruined that song for me. I hope you're happy

Towelie

Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 18, 2017, 11:40 AM
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 18, 2017, 07:07 AM

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move their lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And motherfuckers act like they forgot about DreTowelie

You single-handedly ruined that song for me. I hope you're happy

I am xd


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iLaxrv10

I know its not a roast, but its a relevant meme. Enjoy, I really hope you can figure this out.
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onionboys

Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 13, 2017, 05:26 PMIf i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already
ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON

Towelie

Quote from: onionboys on Sep 19, 2017, 01:34 AM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 13, 2017, 05:26 PMIf i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already
ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON
a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.


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misspiggy95

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 05:35 AM
Quote from: onionboys on Sep 19, 2017, 01:34 AM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 13, 2017, 05:26 PMIf i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already
ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON
a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.
Its pretty funny

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Lucy_23x

Quote from: misspiggy95 on Sep 19, 2017, 05:36 AM
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 05:35 AM
Quote from: onionboys on Sep 19, 2017, 01:34 AM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 13, 2017, 05:26 PMIf i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already
ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON
a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.
Its pretty funny
*Eats popcorn*
Beef in a roast me post, how convenient

Quote from: sparkydeathcap on Feb 17, 2016, 04:07 AMand also; how old are you? I've always imagined you as like a old irish man that drinks whiskey and screams at people to get off his lawn while sitting on a bench in the park. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case because if it was: 1. you're a pedophile and 2. you're a pedophile

XZ_SLAUGHTER

Sep 19, 2017, 06:38 PM #89 Last Edit: Sep 19, 2017, 06:47 PM by XZ_SLAUGHTER
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 05:35 AM
Quote from: onionboys on Sep 19, 2017, 01:34 AM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 13, 2017, 05:26 PMIf i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already
ICONIC.

THIS MAN HAS WON
a) it's false
b) it's not that funny
c) it's not nearly as funny as Marisa's.

a) ;)
b) it is, given the amount of likes
c) hmmm marisa's is pretty good tbh

But anyway, this is a roast, some aren't inherently funny, some just leave a burn mark from the heat

XZ_SLAUGHTER

Quote from: iLaxrv10 on Sep 17, 2017, 05:37 PMSo I made some memes, @Towelie  :-*





Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true

Towelie

Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 06:54 PM
Quote from: iLaxrv10 on Sep 17, 2017, 05:37 PMSo I made some memes, @Towelie  :-*





Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true


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Britney1177

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:16 PM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 06:54 PM
Quote from: iLaxrv10 on Sep 17, 2017, 05:37 PMSo I made some memes, @Towelie  :-*





Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true


Sir, would you rather have your clothes dry cleaned or laundered?

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XZ_SLAUGHTER

Sep 19, 2017, 07:26 PM #93 Last Edit: Sep 19, 2017, 07:32 PM by XZ_SLAUGHTER
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:16 PM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 06:54 PM
Quote from: iLaxrv10 on Sep 17, 2017, 05:37 PMSo I made some memes, @Towelie  :-*





Ilax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD

Quick edit - They are also very true


Love you too tow
But it wouldn't be the same without me ;)

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me ;)

Towelie



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Towelie


Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 07:26 PMBut it wouldn't be the same without me ;)

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me ;)


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XZ_SLAUGHTER

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:33 PM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 07:26 PMBut it wouldn't be the same without me ;)

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me ;)

Nice to know you used a song that uses the N word numerous times :)

Towelie

Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 07:38 PM
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:33 PM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 07:26 PMBut it wouldn't be the same without me ;)

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me ;)

Nice to know you used a video that uses the N word numerous times :)
About that:

#1 I didn't use it, I just linked to a song
#2 It isn't used as a derogatory term in this song


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XZ_SLAUGHTER

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:39 PM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 07:38 PM
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:33 PM
Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 07:26 PMBut it wouldn't be the same without me ;)

So towelie won't let me be or let me be me so let me see.
Tried to ban me from SFT but it feels so empty without me ;)

Nice to know you used a video that uses the N word numerous times :)
About that:

#1 I didn't use it, I just linked to a song
#2 It isn't used as a derogatory term in this song

:)

iLaxrv10

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 19, 2017, 07:16 PM

So Im assuming you do like my memes that I, and 15 others, approve of

Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 19, 2017, 06:54 PMIlax i actually love these cause they are both memes, and roasts, I personally think you should win, cause these are fucking mint XD
Thanks XZ <3
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