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Started by Towelie, Sep 13, 2017, 03:50 PM

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stormshooter

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 13, 2017, 03:50 PMDo your worse! I promise you I won't ban you.


misspiggy95

Quote from: XZ_SLAUGHTER on Sep 13, 2017, 05:26 PMIf i was an attractive 20 year old girl i would have manager already

LOLOL

Melons are love. Melons are life

stormshooter

Quote from: TeraStorm on Sep 13, 2017, 05:32 PM
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 13, 2017, 03:50 PMDo your worse! I promise you I won't ban you.

omg I just noticed my profile pic gif, my signature gif and the gif I posted all match that quote lmao im dead

GotAnError

Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 04:41 PMWhy don't you have a girlfriend?

That's what you get when you're in your late 30s and your frame of reference is the female population on a Minecraft server.
Screw the modern world! Our lovely earth is flat, ask the Medieval men!

Lucy_23x

Quote from: Madman10001 on Sep 13, 2017, 05:40 PMI swear to God that if you're IQ was any lower I would have to water you
Your*
My dear Mad.

Quote from: sparkydeathcap on Feb 17, 2016, 04:07 AMand also; how old are you? I've always imagined you as like a old irish man that drinks whiskey and screams at people to get off his lawn while sitting on a bench in the park. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case because if it was: 1. you're a pedophile and 2. you're a pedophile

XZ_SLAUGHTER

Quote from: Madman10001 on Sep 13, 2017, 05:40 PMI swear to God that if you're IQ was any lower I would have to water you

Tried to roast tow, but you just ended up roasting yourself, SMH, stay in your lane, mad :fire:

werewolfxx5

If I was Owner, you'll be banned
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stormshooter

Quote from: werewolfxx5 on Sep 13, 2017, 05:49 PMIf I was Owner, you'll be banned
wow you really got him there!

Towelie

Quote from: misspiggy95 on Sep 13, 2017, 04:56 PM
Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 04:54 PM
Quote from: misspiggy95 on Sep 13, 2017, 04:52 PM
Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 04:49 PM
Quote from: misspiggy95 on Sep 13, 2017, 04:45 PM
Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 04:41 PMWhy don't you have a girlfriend?
Hes waiting for the girl of his dreams to join SFT so he can wow her with he Owner power of course ;)
I didn't know bird men were attractive on the internet
Who said they are?
Hence why tow doesn't have a girlfriend ;)

And lets be honest, Tow would probably give more attention to cocoa than a girl because cocoa is always seeking attention (Or else she will chew up everything you love, including your non existant girlfriend)


I nominate you as tribute
Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of me sticking my face in a blender

Gotta admit, that made me giggle xD


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Rose2247

Not that good at roasting but I'll give it my best shot

Your creativity is so low that you had to take your ign from a street
To Hyrule Field, I g-Oh wait...Is that a lynel? NO THANKS!

Charliiruu☾

Sep 13, 2017, 06:03 PM #35 Last Edit: Sep 13, 2017, 06:07 PM by Charliiruu☾
I wish I could too pull the owner card when people don't do as I say

xQuicScopex

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 13, 2017, 03:50 PMEDIT: For those of you going like "Did towelie go mad" The answer is no. I just wanted to do something that's fun (not for me though :P) and would un-wind people.


@IiRr22Bb .......

Towelie

I've seen some good roasts, i've seen some "meh" roasts and I've seen people just airing grievances. Overall this is going well-ish so far xd


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Towelie

Quote from: Rose2247 on Sep 13, 2017, 05:57 PMNot that good at roasting but I'll give it my best shot

Your creativity is so low that you had to take your ign from a street
DOH is a street?


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Dpa1991

Quote from: misspiggy95 on Sep 13, 2017, 04:45 PM
Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 04:41 PMWhy don't you have a girlfriend?
Hes waiting for the girl of his dreams to join SFT so he can wow her with he Owner power of course ;)

Well.... Worked for me... Just sayun'

Lucy_23x

I could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh

Quote from: sparkydeathcap on Feb 17, 2016, 04:07 AMand also; how old are you? I've always imagined you as like a old irish man that drinks whiskey and screams at people to get off his lawn while sitting on a bench in the park. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case because if it was: 1. you're a pedophile and 2. you're a pedophile

Towelie

Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 06:52 PMI could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh
Jump from an unknown number (ego) to 127? How would that go?


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xQuicScopex

Quote from: Towelie on Sep 13, 2017, 07:04 PM
Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 06:52 PMI could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh
Jump from an unknown number (ego) to 127? How would that go?
as well as you trying to reset survival

tree43

you'll never be half the owner spen would be

Lucy_23x

Sep 13, 2017, 07:09 PM #44 Last Edit: Sep 13, 2017, 07:14 PM by Lucy_23x
Quote from: Towelie on Sep 13, 2017, 07:04 PM
Quote from: Lucy_23x on Sep 13, 2017, 06:52 PMI could say the
"The quickest way to kill yourself is to jump from your ego to your IQ"
Line
But
Eh
Jump from an unknown number (ego) to 127? How would that go?
That would be the total revenue you get per year nowadays

Quote from: sparkydeathcap on Feb 17, 2016, 04:07 AMand also; how old are you? I've always imagined you as like a old irish man that drinks whiskey and screams at people to get off his lawn while sitting on a bench in the park. But I'm pretty sure that's not the case because if it was: 1. you're a pedophile and 2. you're a pedophile

GotAnError

Towelie the kind of person to scream for help and wait for hours when the escalator stopped working.


Screw the modern world! Our lovely earth is flat, ask the Medieval men!

HD

You are a towel that will never be used.


"Not good with roasts"

MrChanango

Quote from: tree43 on Sep 13, 2017, 07:08 PMyou'll never be half the owner spen would be
I'm sorry, but how can you be half of nothing? ;)

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tree43

Quote from: MrChanango on Sep 13, 2017, 08:14 PM
Quote from: tree43 on Sep 13, 2017, 07:08 PMyou'll never be half the owner spen would be
I'm sorry, but how can you be half of nothing? ;)



I'm not sorry, but how can you make me loose any more brain cells? I think you've completely killed my brain with your stupidity.

MrChanango

Quote from: tree43 on Sep 13, 2017, 08:22 PM
Quote from: MrChanango on Sep 13, 2017, 08:14 PM
Quote from: tree43 on Sep 13, 2017, 07:08 PMyou'll never be half the owner spen would be
I'm sorry, but how can you be half of nothing? ;)



I'm not sorry, but how can you make me loose any more brain cells? I think you've completely killed my brain with your stupidity.
Understood  lol
Owner of the legendary Wood4U!
Founder at ModMart!
Survival Mod 12/30/16 - Survival JMod 11/5/16
Survival Admin 12/23/17 - Survival Manager 7/17/17 -
Survival Elder 3/21/18