What's Your Excuse?

[Guy12]

I cant smell you! A operation went horribly wrong and now I only have super-smelling for Durians!

Get me a Unicorn!

[Barbacue2]

I would, but unicorns are too generic for this plane of existence. 

I want a basket of puppies.

[MrEpicWonder]

Little kids stole the basket.


Play Donkey Kong 64.

[Toffenut]

I broke my hands.


Take me to the docotors

[Godswarpawn]

You broke mine too.

Check your watch.

[werewolfxx5]

MrEpicWonder broke my watch, sorry


Love me!!!

[supergomguy]

If i loved you my gf would hate you

Eat a cloud! xD

[Toffenut]

       There are no clouds in Paris ATM



Kill me

[Green_Giant]

By the time I had killed you, I wouldn't be able to get back in time to update this forum post and give a task for the person below me to do.

Complete this task.

[Godswarpawn]

The task is too low level for my high level character.

Give me some more legendary gear!

[MrEpicWonder]

I whore it all to myself c:



Buy a Nintendo 64.

[Squishyfoot]

I already have one :3

Post every letter in the alphabet.

[8d2]

But I am the quick brown fox that jumped over the lazy dog. I will never do that.

Go outside.

[Toffenut]

I'm already outside...



Hate me

[werewolfxx5]

I don't hate other Wolves

Why are you soo awesome?!?!??!

[MrEpicWonder]

I was merely founded by it, i was moulded into it.


Get 101% on Donkey kong 64 >.>

[TheMop123]

But I'm mop

Clean my floor

[supergomguy]

But UR mop....

Stop me from being sick D:

[8d2]

I don't have the money to send you to the hospital or put you on any medicine.

Don't procrastinate!

[MrEpicWonder]

I do what i want, if mother says its okay.


Eat chocolate.

[HappyNem]

Chocolate give me a toothache

Change your Avatar again!

[calin2003]

I can't do that,my laptop broke.

Go make me some french fries!

[krikky97]

Sorry I ate it

Get me my bread

[MrEpicWonder]

Sorry, we're out.  I ate the last of it with some marmite.


Dance.

[supergomguy]

I can't dance D:

Breathe.