What's Your Excuse?

[MrEpicWonder]

I do what i want. *breathes on his own terms*


Look at yourself in the mirror

[Toffenut]

When I look in a mirror I see Death not me



Jump of a cliff

[JinxOnTheLoose]

I can't find one.

Order a pizza for me!

[Green_Giant]

OK sure...Oh wait *nom* accidentally umm... told them my address instead.

Go into space.

[supergomguy]

It's too far! D:

Be a tree.

[mewbow]

Trees are too mainstream.
Go and roll in the sand

[Toffenut]

I've been blinded by the sand to find a beach


Be a turkey for a day

[BluetigerESW]

I'd rather be KFC.

Go buy me a napkin. .-.

[JinxOnTheLoose]

I have no money.

Build me pixel art of Mario on Minecraft! :3

[krikky97]

No i'm lazy

Go fetch me my duck crown so I can eat it later

[calin2003]

I can't miss the TV show

In meanwhile go cook me a pie!

[pike12]

I can't I am at my gf's

Go wash your grandma's back.

[ddude_stnom]

I'm out of soap.

Buy me a lottery ticket?

[Diggs_Blocks]

Sorry, I need to pay taxes to the government

Burn your PC

[pike12]

I can't afford a lighter

No one else respond to this game .

[deeklz]

Sorry, my hands have a mind of their own.

Go buy me a cat, pronto.

[supergomguy]

Sorry, dogs chased it away...

Stop replying to this!

[Toffenut]

I was dared.

Go eat grass

[supergomguy]

I'm not an animal!

Blow up something.

[Dac7dj]

Don't like things that go boom.

Get me a duck.

[supergomguy]

But I don't have a duck.

Get ME a duck.

[Dac7dj]

I just asked for one.

Get me a jar of human souls

[Wavestrike]

I already sold all of my soulsand.


Release the virus

[JinxOnTheLoose]

Darn those anti-virus programs!

Buy me a sloth.

[Toffenut]

But the sloth wants to be my boyfriend!


Go get me some sand