What's Your Excuse?

[cravend]

Slavery is outlawed in America

Make me a sculpture of myself

[DeltaCosmic]

There's no room

Make me a giant axe

[Green_Giant]

While dealing with Giant things is my specialty, I fail to see why an Umbreon of all things would require my assistance.

Go catch em' all.

[Dac7dj]

I am against Pokemon cruelty.

Get me a cookie

[deeklz]

I went to the farthest reaches of the universe, into an erupting volcano, the deepest parts of the Mariana Trench, across Antarctica, through the Sahara Desert, to get your ingredients...

And then, when I went to deliver it to you, I ate it.

Go murder a man.

[DeltaCosmic]

I can't I'm watching TV

Make some tea and coffee

[stormshooter]

I'm allergic to both
Build me a castle

[krankenstein20]

i would but i dont have any cobble

breath

[Toffenut]

Got a breathing problem, so can't



Go kiss a wolf

[krankenstein20]

cant im allergic

be alive

[ping99811]

The police dont give a squirrel.

Free moneys pls.

[MrEpicWonder]

Don't have money to spare, spent it all on Monster and Relentless.

Please provide me surgery for mah heart problems. c:

[FireClaw0301]

Sorry, can't, I have a fear of surgery and heart problems.

Get me a time machine, and I want it to be blue.

[krankenstein20]

i would but im out of blue paint

play minecraft

[Green_Giant]

What's Minecraft?

Let it goo...

[krankenstein20]

i would but the cold bothers me

[Wavestrike]

You appear to have forgotten something...

Submit to government mind control.

[8d2]

The government told me not to.

Give me some diamonds.

[krankenstein20]

i only got emeralds

[Toffenut]

Krank stop forgetting to put a demand after. 


Go get me some milk

[krankenstein20]

me mums too far away

capture a pokemon

(srry for not demanding)

[Aymaneto]

I Can't, i have no pokeballs.

Make me fly.

[krankenstein20]

u r 2 heavy

dont make me a sandwhich

[JinxOnTheLoose]

But I want one, so I will make everyone a damn sandwich.

Build a statue of me ♥

[Green_Giant]

I already have a statue that's too fabulous as it is.

Sell me your finest potions.