What's Your Excuse?

[JinxOnTheLoose]

My potions are not fit for a beast, let alone a man! My potions are too strong for you, traveler.

Order me pizza. Lots and lots of pizza.

[DeltaCosmic]

I'm broke

Breath and not die

[FireClaw0301]

My lungs are broken so I can't breath, and I'm already dead.

Eat all of the world's SPAM^(R)

[The_Offical_Irvo]

I cant i don't have a mouth

Now go afk.

[Aymaneto]

No, my legs are broken cant go away.

Buy me a new pc.

[shadowblade270]

I am sorry, but my money just flew into the sun and caught fire.

Make me a rank only I am allowed to have

[DeltaCosmic]

Sorry I'm to busy having a umbreon rank

Be lazy and have and have excuse

[Kray0ns]

Sorry! Im too busy!

Give me more melons!

[Wavestrike]

The seeds inside the melons are part of the government mind-control though.

Insert knees into penguins using your bare hands in Antarctica.

[FireClaw0301]

Sorry, I'm stuck in Alaska and can't go to Antarctica

Dump  a bucket of liquid nitrogen into a swimming pool

[Cireshie]

What's liquid nitrogen? What's a swimming pool? WHAT IS LIFE?

Feed me KFC

[MobileHome18]

You had enough KFC for tonight.

But me a mobilehome.

[FireClaw0301]

I wasted all of my money on  KFC so I don't have enough to buy you a mobilehome

Teach me java code

[DeltaCosmic]

that's a company secrets

Don't go into pixelmon, make me a HUGE castle , pm me the warp you created and leave a chest full of diamonds, then convince a admin to give me a umbreon rank then pet my head while saying good good boy.

[krankenstein20]

i already did this in survival

dont tell me the meaning of life

[FireClaw0301]

I am part of the Organization To Inform Every Creature In The Universe Of The Meaning Of Life, so if I don't tell you I'll be fired (the meaning of life is 42)

Don't get me a blue time machine

[Kray0ns]

but a box of time machine in blue are at your door

don't teach me how to code.. pls

[DeltaCosmic]

As I am taking classes I feel the need to so I write a book and it on your way


Do not make art for sft

[FireClaw0301]

But I'm trying to prove how great of an artist I am.

Do whatever you want to do

[krankenstein20]

i am  a robot

make me a robot bride

[ryan_m004]

You already have a bride

Go get me some KFC

[8d2]

Give me gas money. (Applies both ways )

[Sammasaurus95Rex]

im not old enough for a car

fail all your classes

[FireClaw0301]

I don't take classes

Get the Babel fish!

[Sammasaurus95Rex]

I got run over by the bulldozer

Get ye flask