What's Your Excuse?

[Aelia Angel]

Im blind.

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[_iTzReKtPvp_]

I don't understand it.
Bring me a glass of water.

[krankenstein20]

A glass made of water? but thats physically impossible
Play pokemon for 24/7 for a month

[BloodQueenRazlc]

No I like Pokémon but no.Plus that would be bad for your health beacuse your not sleeping.
Can someone please get me nothing

[eye_nine]

No, nothing is something and there physically can't ever be a nothing because if you said you were doing nothing you are doing something it is just not anything it is something.

Go figure out what I mean.

[_iTzReKtPvp_]

I can't, I'm too stupid.
Do 10 sit-ups.

[BloodQueenRazlc]

I just ate some Mac and cheese
Do something

[eye_nine]

I'm sleeping with my eyes open.


Don't write something meaningful.

[BloodQueenRazlc]

I have to write something meaningful or the world will explode.
Give me a phone

[eye_nine]

You have one you play PE

Get me chipotle

[BloodQueenRazlc]

I'm broke and I'm playing with my dog

[Embon]

Dogs are overrated

Get me a catttt   

[BloodQueenRazlc]

I'm to poor
Get me some dog food for meh dog

[DOMYOUTUBE]

Sorry I dont know where to buy that

Read a book

[blalp]

It isn't a screen

play minecraft

[Embon]

I'm so sleepy and my computer's so far...

Reenact Hamlet 

[DOMYOUTUBE]

I dont know who that is

Tell me how Sirius Black dies

[blalp]

refuse to give spoilers

respond to this post

[Embon]

Post? What post?

Bring me a cat 

[CallOfTheElements]

I am allergic.

Bring me a cephalopod.

[CaykoMarie]

I live in the desert.

Sing me a song~

[TheOfficialMiner]

My singing will break your ears.

Bring me some food.

[calfrokrill]

I lost my legs in a horrible accident, can't walk, accident happened.. with a half broken paper shredder which had water all over it

Get me KFC.

[Embon]

It's 3am here so it's closed

Go on a boat ride with me. 

[Aymaneto]

I'm too scared it's going to sink!

Take me to canada c: