What's Your Excuse?

[theP]

I have cheese. I eat cheese. (I no more have cheese)

Make my grades in German get better

[lionblaze10]

Can't do that, I ain't Ferris Bueller. (I definitely didn't live in Germany for 18 years...never happened )

Fix my Corvette... please...

[reiner_13]

Mechanic is not moi.

Please please please help me with my procrastination.

[ironlord82]

I cant do that, maybe later reiner

Now, make me admin kthxbai

[reiner_13]

You need a Manager for that.

Get me cookies pls

[Tombo_]

Already ate them all because I'm a fatty

Tickle my belly

[IiRr22Bb]

No that's weird.

Stroke your chest.

[reiner_13]

I'll go with a no... that's a little strange.

Read me a bedtime story.

[TheRabster1428/Crnge]

Hell naw, I don't know where you are.

Call me the fake CRINGEMASTER

[IiRr22Bb]

But you aren't fake


Read your daddy the KFC menu.

[Rose2247]

I can't he's too sick


Bring me Sans

[theP]

Cant.. i killed him...

Convince tow to bring the payment wall back ;3

[lionblaze10]

It shall never return.

Eliminate EULA

[Person514]

Too much work

Make everyone love me

[CrafterLuc2]

Impossible <3

Make me a sandwich

[reiner_13]

I don't have any sand

make me cookies pls ty

[IiRr22Bb]

No thank you

Call me daddy <3


Ill love you forever.

[CrafterLuc2]

No sorry, busy with filling my water bottle.

give me lots of money >

[IiRr22Bb]

Why should I,you don't even tell me how to get onto bteam xD


Feed me some milk.

[Person514]

@CrafterLuc2 stole all my milk 

Make me quit SFT

[IiRr22Bb]

Would,if I could.


Tell me your fav bedtime story.

[Smileyface2288]

If I did the whole earth would perish in water and fire, and anyways it's muffin time

Tell me where the Muffin Man lives!

[IiRr22Bb]

Idk where he lives

Say to me "Goodnight,son "

[reiner_13]

I don't have a son.

I want ice cream. Fetch me some ice cream.

[IiRr22Bb]

Nah I don't throw


Give me a multiplication sum.