The Pickup Line Game

[Barbacue2]

Ok, so you have to use a pickup line (either you created or one you found) to win over the heart of the person above you.  For instance:

DuaneandBrand0 says: Barbie, if you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
Barbacue2 says: Duane, are you a beaver? Cuz DAYUM
Green_Giant says: Barb, if you were my boyfriend, I'd love you 5 ever, because 5 is more than 4, and that is why I am in advanced math bby

Got it? K, go   

[TheGoldenKibby]

I would battle a pack if wild mountain lions inside a handicap stall at a local Mc. Donald's with my hands zip tied behind my back and a shake weight super glued to my for head as my only weapon just to get a chance to go on a date with you.

[xQuicScopex]

you're pretty........i'm pretty.....lets get together and........................look at each other c:

[The Lovin Spoon]

It looks like u fell from heaven because
Lets have sex

[rens0wntnoob]

Me: Did it hurt?
She: when i fell out of the sky because i'm an angel?
Me: No when te mirror broke

[BluetigerESW]

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in

[LUFC4eva]

Feel my sweater, do you know what material that is? Boyfriend material.

[graven2603]

Are you one of the Fates? Because my destiny's with you.

[rens0wntnoob]

are you a garbage bag? because i wanna take you out

[krankenstein20]

if u were a  i would pick u first

[Demonyte]

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be a McGorgeous.

[Wavestrike]

U so hawt if u had ebola/aids/herpes (pick disease(s)) i'd still go out with u 

[Lazy_0ne]

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.

[saywhat2365]

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

[rens0wntnoob]

you turn my floppydrive into an harddrive

[LUFC4eva]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should i walk past again?

[supermee3]

Girl are you a zip-file?
Because I would love to unzip your pants

[ddude_stnom]

My doctor says I'm lacking Vitamin U.

[Toffenut]

There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.

[DeltaCosmic]

Are you a Pyro
Because you set a fire in my heart

[krankenstein20]

are you an umbreon cus u sure dont look like an espeon

[LUFC4eva]

Be my ayyy to my lmao

[mewbow]

if you were a fruit you'd be a fineapple !!!1

[krankenstein20]

if your were a dog u would still be a cat

[Toffenut]

if your were a dog u would still be a cat

i dont think you understand....

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

[Lazy_0ne]

Are you dirt bc I dig you

[The Lovin Spoon]

if your were a dog u would still be a cat

i dont think you understand....

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

of course he doesn't, hes 12, he cant even tell the difference of a boob and a sphere-shaped building

[TheGoldenKibby]

I'll trade you a dollar for your virginity.

[Toffenut]

if your were a dog u would still be a cat

i dont think you understand....

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

of course he doesn't, hes 12, he cant even tell the difference of a boob and a sphere-shaped building

You saying 12 year olds are dumb. Cause, I'm 12

[The Lovin Spoon]

if your were a dog u would still be a cat

i dont think you understand....

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

of course he doesn't, hes 12, he cant even tell the difference of a boob and a sphere-shaped building

You saying 12 year olds are dumb. Cause, I'm 12

no, im saying that 12 year olds shouldnt be familiar with pickup lines

[Toffenut]

if your were a dog u would still be a cat

i dont think you understand....

You don't need car keys to drive me crazy.

of course he doesn't, hes 12, he cant even tell the difference of a boob and a sphere-shaped building

You saying 12 year olds are dumb. Cause, I'm 12

no, im saying that 12 year olds shouldnt be familiar with pickup lines

Well. xD

[The Lovin Spoon]

Are you dirt bc I dig you

yes, because i bet i would be able to pick up a girl by calling her dirt

i accept your challenge

[Lazy_0ne]

Are you dirt bc I dig you

yes, because i bet i would be able to pick up a girl by calling her dirt

i accept your challenge

yes hahaha do it

[The Lovin Spoon]

Are you dirt bc I dig you

yes, because i bet i would be able to pick up a girl by calling her dirt

i accept your challenge

yes hahaha do it

ill take pics

stay tuned til saturday

[nyllekFTW]

Are you a car? 'cause I want to rear end you.

huehuehuehue

[IrishFan44]

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants

[MrEpicWonder]

I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

NewOne: What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
AnotherNewOne: Step one of becoming a donut. Would you like to be creme filled or prefer a layer of glaze?

[Toffenut]

Hello, Im a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.   

[JinxOnTheLoose]

I lost my teddybear, will you replace it tonight?

[krikky97]

my dick died can I bury it in your ass.

[Wavestrike]

I'd be willing to be illuminaughty with you

[Lilbit31]

IS it hot in here? or is it just you?

[tylerinator]

Are you a baker cuz u got nice buns

[iLaxrv10]

Girl are you a girl because I'm desperate

[tylerinator]

I was reading the book of numbers last night and realized I didn't have yours. 

[ardagh12]

Girl, I'd "wither" be with than anyone else

Idk you used all the good ones

Me: There's a d in the fridge,....

Her: So why is there no d in me?

Me: No, I'm just a serial killer