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Started by Wavestrike, Nov 11, 2014, 08:23 PM

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N1ux_

Tyvic is actually a blood hungry master killer who runs a army on his own private island and is taking over earth

Tyvic

Xenii12 is from planet X and created chemical X to make his own mutant army

rens0wntnoob


krikky97

Quote from: rens0wntnoob on Mar 08, 2015, 03:50 PM
Tyvic has an ellbow fetish
He conquered Rome in his past life and raped a donkey

stormshooter

Hmmm....
Krikkytehduck was recently drunk and changed their name to Kirktehduck.
Drunk. Being drunk can make your vision weird.
Eyes. You have two eyes.
Krikkytehduck has 13 letters. Kirktehduck has 11. If we minus 11 from 13 we get two.
Two is a common number of eggs people have for breakfast.
Chickens lay eggs.
Does this mean... Krikkytehduck is actually Krikkytehchicken?

DeltaCosmic

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N1ux_

he has a army of umbreons, and they are taking over the world

Kaninka

Everyone knows that 12 years ago, Eminem won the 30th Music award, and oddly enough 12 years ago was also the year Bulgaria acknowledged same-sex marriage... This is too much. Someone or SOMETHING must've used their influence to orchistrate these two events!

Last year at the Oscars, a guy found a pillar with the word "eni" written.
But wait! Eni is a major integrated energy company, why was their name written on that pillar?
Wait, Music award, same-sex marriage or more commonly known as ss-marriage, energy company also written as Energy-com....Oh my god, ss-marriage, Music award and energy-com all has 10 letters!. Romans write 10 as X.

i discovered this connection!
eni is the mastermind
All connections have X letters
The evidence happened 12 years ago!

It all makes sense: Xenii12!
:zombie:

rens0wntnoob

kaninka actually wears make-up and she's immune to the zombievirus



Cireshie

rens0wntnoob is obviously a noob, but how do we know?
Well, after finding the circumference of the sun and multiplying it by an apple we found that all we needed to do was look at his name. We noticed that it was in his name: rens0wntnoob. Simple as that.

We can also look at the facts that he was from a planet that was called Noobiter. This planet was created by a giant noobula 3 billion years ago eventually creating the planet Noobiter.

Science for the win!

N1ux_

Cireshie is a secret agent FBI chicken who works for illuminati, and his plan is to take over every duck on earth

rens0wntnoob

xenii has no time for that because HE IS TIME.

calin2003

Rens is from the special troops and he's just playing minecraft because he got no missions left

N1ux_

Calin is actually a blood hungry cat ninja who is plotting on dominating all of earth

8d2

Xenii is named after the drug he takes, Xenii. The 12 is there to symbolize how many times he took it in the past day.

Zesty

8D2 sounds like 82 there is 82 numbers from 1-82 but if you do 1-82 you get -81 so 8D2's real name isen't 8D2 it is 8D1 but he doesnt want us to know that because that isent there real same you see if you do that again it will be 1-81 which = 80 and if you follow this pattern you will end up on  and you cant go any further then 1-0 so you need to put that together and 8D2's real name is 1-0 which was the finnal scor on Simples_G's last soccer game which means 8D2 predicted the futer which means 8D2 is magic and we all know that everyone loves panda's lol oh wait magic? panda? lol? -=_ put that together we get Magic_Panda_Lol, 8D2 is really Magic_panda_Lol... the pixelmon jmod and he is just uptime bosting on both accounts to get the highest uptime on the server and potentially become the owner of SFT. we must stop 8D2 and Magic before its to late and they become the owner and BAN us all!
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Even when our eyes are closes, there's a whole world out there that lives outside ourselves and our dreams.

Magic_Panda_Lol

I heard Quad gets quadfides all the time on cod cross map with a 360 YY no scope which most people would idolise him for but what also has quad in it? Quadbike's are usually used for fun or sport but some farmers use them as well to get across a field maybe to get to some sheep beside a river where there are a lot of frogs.. Hmm Sheepfrog sounds familiar there are also familiar's on Pixelmon which allows people to get better things like jump higher. What do you get higher in, ranks.. So really Quad and Sheep are teaming up to climb the rank ladder to take over SFT then the world then the universe!

Princess_Chip

Mar 25, 2015, 05:24 AM #67 Last Edit: Mar 25, 2015, 05:28 AM by Princess_Chip
Magic_Panda_Lol is secretly the man across the road who watches you and then when you finally confront him he says its for tv and gives you $100 =D

Lilbit31

Princess_Chip is actually the old man who slep by the railroad hoping to hitch hike

iLaxrv10

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omelott

Bombs are hidden in those melons, and that dinosaur suit presents hostility. This could only mean one thing, a person planning for new world order O.o

legion7531

Omelott is obviously an alien species, a cross between an oceLOT from minecraft and an omelette, the food. They plan on killing all on Earth who does not eat only omelettes and owns an ocelot. His signature says "The greatest breakfast that ever lived!" obviously says they have a omelott king that rules them all. This omelott is a high rank in the alien system because it says your friendly local ELITE.

GRIMI_

Behind the pixelation, this strange, kirby-like creature reveals itself to be a cannibal, feasting on the human remains that its brother, UnpixellatedTony, leaves behind.

platerfin