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Quote from: jasper_Fritz on Jun 13, 2021, 08:27 PMAyyo chief,

    Any chance you can scrap this release? I got a life I got to live...


jk.

sorta

I know exactly whats gonna happen, it happens this way every time.

I tell myself, "yeah! this is gonna be fun, play factions grind for gear woohoo!" but then 75% of my life goes by playing factions for a month, and I say "hmm, maybe I shouldnt be playing so much," another 100 hours in the game and I have the balls to quit. Except, no i dont. Because im fucking addicted. AND I CANT QUIT.

100 more hours go by. Someone C-eggs my base through the water wall because for *SOME* reason it still blows up stone bricks. It is at this moment I am seen below:

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Ayyo chief,

    Any chance you can scrap this release? I got a life I got to live...


jk.

sorta
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Quote from: Towelie on Jun 08, 2021, 04:27 PMFYI that means a 100% boost

Anyone need haste II Pots?
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Quote from: jasper_Fritz on Jun 10, 2021, 02:44 PM2 ) get rid of creepler eggs  and make raiding more fun by making it illegal to put water on your roof. anyone who does, has the roof worldeditted off. I want to be implored to make giant walls and fight people on my roof

3 ) Ask Obama if he can say a few words, regarding the state of factions and the effort youre putting in to make it a more equitable place for our children

4 ) The combat tag plugin has a poopy healthbar, i thought we knew this. The BEST (undisputedly the best) plugin was the 5 Bars that would change color from Green to Red based on HP and show health percentage underneath. I have no facts to back this statement up, but Alex Jones was right: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9txZpF3D3C4 )

5 ) I'm gonna wear a Donald Trump skin all reset

6 ) Add vampires

7 ) You should add a custom enchant-maker plugin and add a couple as dono shop items (Jasper Fritz dropped a Book with Enchantment PeeNPoo 5 for all online players!) I say add a couple because more than that makes the server not-minecraft

8 ) SteveCO repair could be substituted for /fix; /fix may be able to be configured to cost an amount of money for each use (im thinking 100k, assuming same economy as last time)
 
9 ) the economy was GOOD last season, but only because I brought the Goods to the party. This time, no selling minecarts and horse armor in the shop  :-\

10 ) a boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga

11 ) ceremonial rooster and sphere torture statue

11 ) Joe Mixon gets his  cider from dixon

12 ) if you dont get the reference above you think football is played with your feet

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14 ) gather community feedback on proposals

6) Balls

Last but not least...

ELITE MOBS IS ONLY ANNOYING IF YOU ARE A NOOB

 I dont know how much more serious I can get
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2 ) get rid of creepler eggs  and make raiding more fun by making it illegal to put water on your roof. anyone who does, has the roof worldeditted off. I want to be implored to make giant walls and fight people on my roof

3 ) Ask Obama if he can say a few words, regarding the state of factions and the effort youre putting in to make it a more equitable place for our children

4 ) The combat tag plugin has a poopy healthbar, i thought we knew this. The BEST (undisputedly the best) plugin was the 5 Bars that would change color from Green to Red based on HP and show health percentage underneath. I have no facts to back this statement up, but Alex Jones was right: ( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9txZpF3D3C4 )

5 ) I'm gonna wear a Donald Trump skin all reset

6 ) Add vampires

7 ) You should add a custom enchant-maker plugin and add a couple as dono shop items (Jasper Fritz dropped a Book with Enchantment PeeNPoo 5 for all online players!) I say add a couple because more than that makes the server not-minecraft

8 ) SteveCO repair could be substituted for /fix; /fix may be able to be configured to cost an amount of money for each use (im thinking 100k, assuming same economy as last time)
 
9 ) the economy was GOOD last season, but only because I brought the Goods to the party. This time, no selling minecarts and horse armor in the shop  :-\

10 ) a boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga boinga

11 ) ceremonial rooster and sphere torture statue

11 ) Joe Mixon gets his  cider from dixon

12 ) if you dont get the reference above you think football is played with your feet

13 )

14 ) gather community feedback on proposals

6) Balls

Last but not least...

ELITE MOBS IS ONLY ANNOYING IF YOU ARE A NOOB
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Brad yore an oily creamcake

now this is all going to be about factions

People said they were disappointed the first 'map' back in May 2020 ended so early. Personally I would agree, we should have a poll/announcement about how long we would want resets to last ahead of time, but we shouldn't set it in stone either because having a firm end date only demotivates people to play.

I think the reset should be 3-4+ months long as having it last only weeks leads to people being burned out towards the end. There should be enough time to make a faction, be competitive, get destroyed, be pissed off for a couple weeks and then come back to get your revenge and get the floor wiped with you again.

I don't think 15 man factions are really with the times, 10 players is a more reasonable number. 8 was low last time but im glad to have a debate.

-Events would be an awesome way to add PvP and encourage people NOT to sit at 20/20 Power at all times. One idea we've talked about is Glowstone Mountain (All-You-Can-Mine Glowstone, PvP For control over ~30 minutes) although I think the plugin is private, meaning we can't use it. some kind of event would be cool

-You could add a small area in spawn (or a warp) where The faction on top of /f top gets to build a shrine, resetting weekly or on 2-3 different days.

-Prot 5 Armor should be decided by a poll. We would also need an agreed-upon method of distribution for p5, i.e. will it be in the shop, will you get it for winning an event, will there be a limited number available, etc. Maybe 3 sets of p5 in the world?

-Have a functioning economy instead of the banana republic Evan thinks he can get away with apparently. Going to need sections for brewing, ores, food/farming, mob drops?, blocks,


-Give new joining players a short grace period (hours or a day) where they cannot be killed in pvp as long as they dont engage in pvp themselves. This would allow new players to not get destroyed instantly by someone named Emma



-Remove TNT 100% droprate on spawners- lower to 80% so that People cant skirt the FEE when they want to pick one up; fee should be increased as well

-Make sure spawners still DON'T stack

-Add fantasy plugins. ELITEMOBS was cool. Headshot sounds could be cool, fully customizable bow-headshot messages, damage, effects, armor reduction, etc.
https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/headshotsounds

Other suggested plugins:
Health bars: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/bukkit-plugins/health-bar
Head Drops: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/bukkit-plugins/dropheads
Weeping Angels Mod (Boss Mobs; appeal to geeks like tow?): https://dev.bukkit.org/projects/tardisweepingangels/



-STEVECO REPAIR!!!! I want to be able to permanently repair my god axe with inappropriate symbols on it for free! :) also it used to be a donator option?

-Bring back /Market mail :)
(Genuine question, do you think we can have it back If it only allowed potions, food, etc? and was 1 page of Market Mail?) 
Using /Market Send to give potions to teammates before TPing/Warping/Raiding was a GAME CHANGER, and made PvPing flow better, allowed you to be more creative because no need to return to base, and it was more rewarding if you're able to stay in the world for a long time without warping out. Obviously it was broken to store all your items, BUT, if there is a config to allow a limited number of items and disallow armor/books/rare items in general, then I believe 100% we should re-implement it.

- SLimfun. Ppl liekd it :)

Please feel free to add more amazing work for evan to do, I mean suggestions!
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Quote from: antidotelul on Jun 01, 2021, 06:15 AMfeels like there needs to be a more hands on staff team for factions.
lots of unneeded drama that escalated to personal shit for no reason.
people being banned for no reason (lol)
people being both accused and exposed for cheating yet nothing was done

I want to personally apologize for contributing to the overall state of Factions in the past, -2016, when I was more than a little responsible for bullying BadBrad into a total state of mental and moral depression which he never fully recovered from, resulting in his current need to be an edgy piece of shit today.

Sorry, Brad!

P.S. Tell your mum I said she smells nice!
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Quote from: Towelie on Dec 22, 2020, 03:44 PMUuuh, is there a new factions coming soon? I feel like I should know that part.

if i say yes does that make it true?
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HEY guys, its LS

today we're going to be going over the SFT Factions patch notes rundown! for version 13. So lets get started:

(this is a brainstorm, about what changes would help the community.)


Dynamap- NERFED

increase update delay to 1 hour, reduce to 15 mins after two week grace period.


Reset length- BUFFED

Resets should go back to the old way they were, every few months. Makes it more popular with casuals. I am even in favor of returning to the original factions season 1 map that was wiped months ago, if such a thing is possible, as it seemed to really hurt a lot of players. At least, the reset length should be publicized at the start of the season, to make it fair to everybody


MCMMO XP- NERFED

Leveling in the previous iteration was too easy, people got max axes (750) in a matter of days instead of weeks or months. The level cap should be doubled and exp gain reduced to 25% of what it was


New Player Engagement- BUFFED

This was too low all around, the majority of players were vets or returning players, and casuals were at an alltime low. Yes, maybe we scared them off, but as with the minimap update change and the longer reset duration, I think it will be more appealing to them.

ALSO: Golden Armor Boss Zombies/Skeletons should make a return. When I was a newbie, Killing my first gold armor skele was a treat; I got diamonds (noob me didnt have any) and some good gold armor... good enough to make my first base with. Then I got raided and quit, as most noobs do, but the gold armor mobs made me want to come back, to try to kill em good, unfortunately that plugin didnt make it to the 1.8 release, so it was never to return. I hope it works for 1.8 now, all these years later. This would alone increase the playerbase a tiny amount, as well as raise the skill ceiling for vets (I know people raged when they got killed by a boss zombie)


If YOU have any changes to pitch, feel free to drop them below!
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Forum Games / Re: Last poster wins!
Dec 08, 2020, 02:17 AM
Could i potentially win something for the first time in my life?

minus destroying febij
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Spoiler: Factions season 3  ;)
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[Intro]
DY definitely Krazy

[Chorus]
Abandon all ships, it's about to go down
No Titanic (Titanic)
There's a lot going on in my head right now
But I manage (Yeah, I manage)
Good heart, good soul, both been in bad hands
I could deal damage (Yeah, real damage)
Both hands in the air as I scream out prayers
My demons show their face in the midnight air

[Verse 1]
Just got a new house, gotta hide the skeletons in the closet
And keep 'em there, really tryna forget about 'em
They tell me God watchin' over me, I don't doubt it
But I can see Him gettin' tired of me sinnin' and wildin'
Don't know what to do with myself these days
Young rich nigga, I done fell in love with the bank
But all this money don't rid me of my pain
But everywhere I go, I could make it precipitate, rain

[Pre-Chorus]
Fucked up (Fucked up), I did (I did)
Fucked up (Fucked up), I am (I am)
Calm down, I can't
Shit, here we go again

[Chorus]
Abandon all ships, it's about to go down
No Titanic (Titanic)
There's a lot going on in my head right now
But I manage (Yeah, I manage)
Good heart, good soul, both been in bad hands
I could deal damage (Yeah, real damage)
Both hands in the air as I scream out prayers
My demons show their face in the midnight air

[Verse 2]
Set sail in the codeine bottle, I'ma drown in it, drown in it
Shit fills me up, but whatever goes up goes down in it, down in it
At the end of the day, I'm blessed, oh yes, crack a smile with it, smile with it
Now I'm frownin' again, life goes so fast, watch it blow in the wind
Can't get time back, I been beggin' for it

[Pre-Chorus]
Fucked up (Fucked up), I did
Oh, fucked up, I am
Here we go again (Here we go again)

[Chorus]
Abandon all ships, it's about to go down
No Titanic (Titanic)
There's a lot going on in my head right now
But I manage (Yeah, I manage)
Good heart, good soul, both been in bad hands
I could deal damage (Yeah, real damage)
Both hands in the air as I scream out prayers
My demons show their face in the midnight air

[Outro]
Midnight air, midnight air
Midnight air (Midnight air), I'ma drown in here
Midnight air (Midnight air), surrounded in the midnight air
I'ma drown in here, no Titanic, Titanic
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General Discussion / Re: Post your FACE!
Jun 17, 2020, 08:36 PM
Quote from: badbrad01 on May 11, 2020, 04:34 AM

Its been like 5 years so why not

 My my. You've come a long way from that shrimpy pimply little nerd I knew back in school
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Quote from: jasper_Fritz on Jun 16, 2020, 08:05 PM
Quote from: BluetigerESW on Jun 13, 2020, 02:57 AM
Quote from: jasper_Fritz on Jun 13, 2020, 02:47 AMWHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Server is not finished yet, release date will be announced very soon
finish it

lol imagine evan taking a year on one server then you give him another one to work on KEKW
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Quote from: BluetigerESW on Jun 13, 2020, 02:57 AM
Quote from: jasper_Fritz on Jun 13, 2020, 02:47 AMWHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Server is not finished yet, release date will be announced very soon
finish it
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WHENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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when
fuck you eean
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yes im sure.

im from america, i use LG, i cant do that, no, youre welcome
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hi :)

i have been getting disconnected.

thanks!

from,
mark













p.s. e-mail me when there's news!
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Faction Recruitment / Re: Envy
Jun 08, 2020, 07:00 PM
haha envy liaring. liar liar pants on fliar.

edit: get fucked hahaha looooool
s1 UND rip baby
envy did jack shiiiit :ooooo
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add me to the test pls  ;)

Application form: yes
What is your IGN (in-game nickname)?: Jasper_fritz
How much do you think you will be able to play?: A lot
Do you have a Discord account? Yeah yall know fomf
Why should we choose you for our beta test?: im the best at breaking the rules at anything i do
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Faction Recruitment / Re: Envy
Jun 07, 2020, 01:45 AM
HAHAHHAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
S1 CHAMPS ARE WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!????????
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I guess you could say its... enigmatic... lol
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is this loss?

edit: meme died waiting for factions to come back
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Quote from: rooster702 on May 07, 2020, 06:03 PMThe Factions server has decreased in size to the point where there are only 5 factions that still plays. So these are some suggestions I have to make the server have a longer run.

1) Remove The dynmap or at least remove players and claims. This will make players have to go find a base and determine how to raid it there. Also, there might be more pvp during a raid since people won't know that an enemy faction is coming to raid them because I don't think there have been any big raids where there were people online trying to defend.

2) Reset and decrease map size. Decreasing the map size to work with the removal of the dynmap will work together to make pvp more common without a map. Resetting a map is self explanatory.

3) Make faction sizes smaller. Since there are only 5 main factions that played the past few days, making the faction size 8-10 players will make more factions and more bases to go for.

4) Monthly map resets. With this suggestion I'd say maybe amplifying the world in some resets.

EDIT: Maybe add a bounty plugin and a high enough bounty could put someone on the map or give coords of that person. Thought it was a cool idea.

Just suggestions, but where the server is at now no one is really going to want to play on it.

Coords give for bounty sounds good and actually quite smart.
Just pay 100K to know where this guy is!