[Forum Game] I'm too cool.

[8d2]

How to play:
Say "I'm so cool [because/that] ____________________"
Then the next player will have to say "I'm so cool [because/that] _______________" (Must be the same topic as the previous I'm so cool)

Example:
Player 1: I'm so cool because I strangled a pack of wolves with one hand.
Player 2: I'm so cool because I strangled a pack of wolves with three hands.

I will start this
I'm so cool because I know how to tie Velcro shoes.

[Toffenut]

I'm so cool cause I know how to tie TWO Velcro shoes. AND untie them!!

[MrEpicWonder]

(Doubting this will get away from velcro but)


I'm so cool i can tie Other peoples velcro shoes within eachother, up to 5 at a time!

[ryan_m004]

I'm so cool cause I can tie 10 velcro shoes at 1 time and undo another 10 at the same time too

[TheMop123]

I'm so cool that my laces are Velcro

[krikky97]

I'm so cool.

[Jyncs]

I'm so cool I was cool before it was cool to be cool and to be cool like a hipster who can tie and undo 10 Velcro shoes at once

[TheGoldenKibby]

I'm so cool, I can pretend to be cool when I'm not cool. 

[supergomguy]

I'm so cool I don't use velcro!

[Jyncs]

I'm so cool I invented velcro for you not to use

[TheGoldenKibby]

(Let's plz get away from Velcro)
I'm so cool I invented laces so you don't have to use Velcro.

[supergomguy]

I'm so cool I need my mommy to tie my laces!

[Jyncs]

I'm so cool I don't need my mommy

[ryan_m004]

I'm so cool cause my mum is a human -_-

[Toffenut]

I'm so cool my moms a UNICORN!!

[8d2]

I'm so cool because I am half unicorn because of genetics!

[supergomguy]

I'm so cool that I'm not a unicorn!

[stormshooter]

I'm so cool because.... I'm not cool 

[HappyNem]

I'm so cool because people think I'm not so cool.

[emm10]

I'm too cool that people don't know how cool I am. m8.

[Sammasaurus95Rex]

I'm so cool that people don't know where I am