Create a conspiracy theory of the person above you

[Wavestrike]

Yeah, I was going to have to make one sooner or later.

The objective is simple, make a conspiracy of the player above you. These can be either complex or just plain simple and silly, but I would recommend you try you use your imagination to make these most entertaining. The conspiracies can also be about anything, ranging from a potato to the Illuminati. The next person can either confirm or deny the statement then make their own. Shall I begin?

TowelieDOH is actually partnering with Vladimir Putin to take down Ukraine. With his accomplice, Dpa1991, they created SFT which is actually an extremely addicting form of drug that takes control of the users mind. Anyone player who happens to stumble upon the website and server will be forever addicted to it. Then they will be under the control of Towelie, who can influence their every decision. Perhaps made me make this post? 

[AMDMgames]

Wavestrike purchases baby clothes.

[Barbacue2]

AMDMgames is actually a woman named Veronica who steals Cheez-It's and other party snacks from Local grocery shops
and yes, I do

[stormshooter]

Barbacue actually works in a science lab trying to work out ways to take over the world.

[Chill2000]

Stormshooter is the leader of an extra-terrestrial race of 'Edward scissorhand' monkeys called tsundia, who control the minds of all the political thinkers and leader in the world. In 10 years time they tsundia will slowly remove all the water from earth to sustain life.

[MosesRN]

CHILL2000 was the codename from the 1999 siberian terrorist organization to release chemicals into the air via a volcanic eruption to blot out the sun and create a massive ice age on earth. They were thwarted by government organizations, but the chemicals they found were actually kept and are now known by the top leaders of the Illuminati to use as they please.

[8d2]

joshholymoses is an anthropomorphic raccoon with the ability to shoot down airplanes. joshholymoses was later discovered to be in a terrorist organization.

[JinxOnTheLoose]

8d2 is actually a phone on the internet.

[nyllekFTW]

Jinx was created after the events of area 51, and she escaped. She is now known as "Jinx on the loose".

[mewbow]

A new report just came in. It turns out JinxOnTheLoose is actually a dinosaur and had stolen and been using Nylleks' face as a disguise for the last 14 months.

[MrEpicWonder]

Mewie is an escaped convict from Alcatraz, she immigrated to Australia using a hollow human head as a disguise, she's a mass murderer who uses manipulation to decive people, lead them down a dark alley and brutally stab them to death.

[Narcotex]

Wonder was adopted at a young age.
There is no way he can be the real brother of his two incredibly hot sisters.

[Cr1_98]

Narcotex actually stands for North American Real Crime Organisation Trashing External Xylo-phones. And narc is the head of it. 

[The Lovin Spoon]

he used to be 14
now he's 15.

[krikky97]

Sat down and caused a supernova in another galaxy

[jaytan216]

Not actually a duck

[Gingerpower26]

uses spray tan

[The_Offical_Irvo]

Secretly is saywhat

[LUFC4eva]

isnt actually 12 and is 7 instead. Use hacks that he doesnt even know about and is infact irish.

[The_Offical_Irvo]

Doesn't like loud sounds

[LUFC4eva]

His name was meant to be ivro instead of irvo

[The_Offical_Irvo]

Isn't actually a spud.... Illuminati confirmed.

[LUFC4eva]

Isn't actually a main slayer, and he infact does give a shit

[The_Offical_Irvo]

Doesn't actually like denim clothes.

[LUFC4eva]

Doesnt actually own a cat, but owns dogs