Illuminati Confirmed

[8d2]

This game is simple, just prove that the person who posted above you is in the Illuminati by using math, facts, rhyming, etc etc.

Example if the person who posted above me is Notch:
Notch. Notch is the creator of Minecraft. The word Minecraft has 9 letters. The word nine has 4 letters. The word four has four letters. The word loft has 4 letters. Loft rhymes with Microsoft. Minecraft is owned by Microsoft. You know what else is made by Microsoft? That is right. Windows. Windows is an operating system. Windows are also panes of glass. Glass. Google makes a product called Glass. Google. Google is a search engine. You know what else is a search engine? That is right. Bing. Bing is made by Microsoft. The word Microsoft has 9 letters. The word Bing has 4 letters. 9-4=5. The word glass also has 5 letters. 5/5=1. The Illuminati has 1 eye.

Notch is Illuminati confirmed.

[krankenstein20]

8d2 8+2 = 10
illuminati has 10 letters


finished

[JinxOnTheLoose]

Krankenstein20? 20. 20 is Calcium's atomic number.
Calcium is a chemical element.
Do you know what else is a chemical element? That's right, Oxygen.
Krankenstein20 breaths in Oxygen. Do you know who else breaths in Oxygen?
Correct again, Obama. Obama has two eyes. Krankenstein20 also has two eyes.
The Illuminati is a symbol of an eye. Is this a coincidence? I think not.
Let's zoom into Krankenstein20's image.



What's this? Are you seeing what I'm seeing?



As I thought. My calculations was right.

Krankenstein20 is Illuminati confirmed.

[Green_Giant]

Jinxie. Jinxie's survival rank is Mod. Mod has the rank colour of blue. Do you know what else is blue? That's right, blue paint. Paint. You can use paint to make images. Images has 6 letters. Jinxie also has 6 letters. Doesn't this seem a bit suspicious? I thought. 6 + 6 = 12. There are days of Christmas. Christmas has 9 letters. 12 - 9 = 3. Do you know what has 3 sides? That's right, the Illuminati triangle. Do you still not believe it? Let's look closer.

Jinxie joined superfuntime in July. July is the 7th month of the year. Jinxie contains 6 letters. 7 - 6 = 1. The Illuminati triangle has 1 eye.

Jinxie = Illuminati confirmed.

[ddude_stnom]

Green has five letters in. Giant has five letters in. Five plus five is equal to ten. The ternary of ten is 101(3). The year is 2015. 2015 minus 101 is 1914. World War One started in 1914. There are seven continents in the world. There are seven deadly sins. One of the sins is greed. Greed is the desire for wealth of personal gain. Wealth can be gained via good gaming. Good gaming is GG. G equals Green. G equals Giant.

Bet you did not see that coming.

[MrEpicWonder]

ddude_stnom has 11 Characters, though 10 letters. Illuminati has 10 letters, lets dig a little deeper.

The letters match up perfectly to illuminati, though the characters not. The line, 3 of them can make a triangle, and is also left out, say a lone "one" ONE. One eye for illuminati triangle.

there is 3 d's, 3 sides to the illuminati triangle. Co-incidance? I think not.

3 d's, 3 sides. One singled out character, 1 eye. Not like a line, but an eye.

3 sides. 1 eye.
3 sides = 1 triangle.
+ 1 eye = Illuminati Triangle.

ddude_stnom is Illuminati Confirmed.

[rens0wntnoob]

[R1mP3x]

rens0wntnoob has 2585 posts.
rens0wntnoob has 12 letters.
Now if we take 28 and divide that we get 2585/12 = 215.41.
215.41  ≈ 215

Now lets Google that to see where 215 is in the world.

Holy shit its in the UK. Ok lets dig deeper.

Hello now we're getting somewhere. If we zoom in we can see that rens0wntnoob IS the illuminati.


Can you see it?
No? Look closer.

EAGLE
Eagle is the bird commonly linked with Syria THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

Wait, what American, worldwide snooping sector has an eagle on it? Thats right.

THE NSA.
WHO WAS UK RECENTLY LINKED WITH IN THE NEWS?
THE      N  S  A.

HOLY SHIT, HOW MANY LETTERS DOES NSA HAVE?
THREE
HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?
THREE
WHAT IS THE ILLUMINATI SHAPE?
THREEA TRIANGLE

RENS0WNTNOOB IS THE ILLUMINATI MOTHER FUCKING CONFIRMED
Bitch got busted by Mad quickscope elite xXzZ__R1mP3xdUrMoMLOL__ZzXx

[DuaneandBrand0]

R1mP3x... has a 3 in it. What also has three in it? A triangle. What else has a triangle? That's right. The illuminati! Not convinced..? Oh, my sweet summer's child, you have much to learn. R1mP3x also has a 1 in it! Do you know what there's one of? An eye in the illuminati triangle. His name also has an "m" which is in the word "illuminati" - coincidence? I think not. 1... 3... m... Three signs of the illuminati - Illuminati Confirmed

[R1mP3x]

R1mP3x... has a 3 in it. What also has three in it? A triangle. What else has a triangle? That's right. The illuminati! Not convinced..? Oh, my sweet summer's child, you have much to learn. R1mP3x also has a 1 in it! Do you know what there's one of? An eye in the illuminati triangle. His name also has an "m" which is in the word "illuminati" - coincidence? I think not. 1... 3... m... Three signs of the illuminati - Illuminati Confirmed

SHHH

[8d2]

Do you not see this?

[TheGoldenKibby]

Do you not see this?

8d2 has 3 penises. illoominodi

[FireClaw0301]

TheGoldenKibby has 3 word in it. One of those word sis "golden".  Golden is something that's made of gold.  Gold is a precious metal.  Precious metals are worth money.  United States money has the illuminati triangle on it.  It should also be noted that TbeGoldenKibby has 3 words, like a triangle has 3 sides.  One of these letters is an O.  And O looks simalar to an eye.  3 words = 3 sides with one O = 1 eye in the middle.
TheGoldenKibby is illuminati confirmed.

[everest_guy]

Fireclaw has 8 letters and 4 numbers, 8 - 4 = 3

[IamHerrow]

lets brake down the name shall we E V E R E S T G U Y now lets add in a value to the letters based off of how common they are shall we 1 4 1 1 1 1 1 1 1 4 . I L L U M I N A T I  common value 1 1 1 1 3 1 1 1 1 1.  now note that both everest guy and Illuminati are both made up of letters with a common value of one, both of them are made up of ten letters each and both have three recurring letters "E" in Everest guy and "I' in Illuminati  and all three of them have a common value of one.

Now lets review shall we? everest_guy Illuminati e = 1 and i = 1

Illuminati I think yes

[ThePat545]

IamHerrow.

IamHerrow has 2 capitalized letters.

IamHerrow also has 9 letters.

9 * 2 = 18.

18.

You are considered an adult when you are 18.

Adult.

Maturity.

People on the internet have no maturity.

People on the internet call other people on the internet hackers if they have more skill than them.

But wait!

Hacking requires 1337 SKILL, doesn't it?! Correct! Use of Nodus is very difficult! Only pros can use this.

You need to find out about WizardHax.

WizardHax.

Wizards.

You have to be a wizard to know Java.

Hackers know Java.

Hackers use Java to attack servers in 1337 ways.

SuperFunTime is a server.

SuperFunTime has the word "Time" in it.

Let's look up "time" on Google Maps.



Finally, we are getting somewhere.

Wait, did you see that?



Look closer.



That's right. Times Square is near Nintendo World.

Nintendo created Mario.

Mario has 5 letters.

5 letters + the 5 letters found in "adult" we get 10 letters.

The Illuminati has 10 letters. Coincidence? I think not.

But what's this?



HARD ROCK Cafe?



You mean a HARD ROCK like that one boss from Super MARIO Galaxy?

Step back, scrubs, this is some serious business right here.

But when you connect the dots...



You get a triangle!



TIME FOR 1337 MATH

Illuminati has 1 eye

Triangles have 3 sides

1 + 3 = 4

Illuminati has 10 letters

10 - 3 = 7

7 + 9 = 16

Herrow has 2 R's

16/2 = 8

Herrow also has 2 vowels

8 + 2 = 10

ILLUMINATI HAS 10 LETTERS

IAMHERROW IS ILLUMINATI

[tylerinator]

Lets start out with the basics...
Thepat is rated +18
Your an adult when you reach 18
Adult has 5 letters in it
Look up 5 on the internet


25,270,000,000 results
Now look up 25,270,000,000

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8,740 results
Divide 25,270,000,000 by 8,740

2891301.347826087
Remove the decimal points
2891301
Split them up individualy
2 8 9 1 3 0 1
Add them

24
divide 24 by 4 and you get 6
6 is in the devils birthday also known as 666
how many number are in 666
3
Triangle has three sides
The illuminati has a triangle
ThePat545 is one word in a whole
A hole
Holes are most often round in comics
What else is round
An eye
The illuminati has an eye in the center
Coincidence?
I think not
ThePat545 = Illuminati