What's Your Excuse?

[clard]

I can't, I'm allergic to metal

Now go make an excuse!

[8snowy11]

I cant i'm too busy procrastinating.

Go make me a sandwich

[krankenstein20]

im out of bread


dont make me part of the illuminati

[FireClaw0301]

The illuminati are taking over.  Everyone becomes a member.  Unless the illuminati don't want them to

Tell me the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow

[Fractalion]

I can't because you failed to clarify whether you are talking about an African or European swallow.

Go fetch me a glass of lemonade!

[BluetigerESW]

I'm not your dog or  slave and slavery is wrong and frowned upon unless in Antarctica.

Explain life to me.

[Zesty]

no your to blue and tigery

no slap someone for me

[tobminer]

Slapping isn't nice

Buy something at tmauto

[ryan_m004]

Never in stock :p
Go to bone for XP

[Sammasaurus95Rex]

skeletons keep shooting me
be nice to your sister

[Joshieo_37]

I don't have a sister you nub

Someone help me resurrect this ded topic

[Cbossminer]

Ehh deal with with it nub                  Now do NOTHING


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[Cireshie]

Even though SpongeBob did nothing once, but, sadly, that is not possible in the real world. You MUST be doing something, even if you consider it nothing.

Now, protest against KFC with me.

[Cbossminer]

No I'm with KFC I eat your brothers and sisters                   

Now give me the world. Except North Korea

[Green_Giant]

I don't have a knife large enough to cut out North Korea.

Worship me.

[N1ux_]

I would, but I have better things to do.

Go make me a pizza

[8d2]

I can't get the meat, I don't have a gun / knife and the fireplace isn't working. Also, where should I hide the remains?

Turn this lead into gold.

[TheGoldenKibby]

I'm not Midas.

Bake me a cake.

[8d2]

I don't feel like making it if you don't supply me with proper materials. How do you expect me to burn something if you don't supply me with a lighter or candles?

Make me feel alive, awake, entertained, and not bored.

[Cbossminer]

Cant first I have to do the same.                                               

Make be a Kewl kid


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[BlueHaze33]

No your a nerd


    Bring me some MountainDew

[FireClaw0301]

I can't, because MountainDew is banned where I am

Take me to Minecon

[8d2]

Can't, it's too early.

Enlarge my ego.

[wfi974]

can't, it's to big for me to handle

go make me a sandwitch (intentional spelling)

[Tyvic]

Can't I dropped the bread in the toilet.


Go gimmeh Legend